HAPPYTIME MURDERS looks crude, rude, and like an instant hit

HAPPYTIME MURDERS starts getting some early press and early reviews..

THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER:


Brian Henson — son of the late Muppets creator Jim Henson and director of The Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island— is back behind the camera in a new puppet-centric film, The Happytime Murders.

Unlike Henson’s previous endeavors, Happytime Murders certainly isn’t kid-friendly — and the NSFW debut trailer proves that.

BLOODY DISGUSTING:


The comedy is set in the underbelly of a Los Angeles where puppets and humans co-exist. Two clashing detectives, one human (Melissa McCarthy) and one puppet, are forced to work together to figure out who is brutally murdering the former cast of The Happytime Gang, a beloved classic puppet show.

Tweets came pouring in after the trailer was shown with Collider’s Steve Weintraubexplaining, “It ended with something as filthy as I’ve ever seen in a red band trailer and I loved every second of it.”

THURSDAY MAY 17 2018

GOOGLE the future!! A a video produced within Google and obtained by The Verge offers a stunningly ambitious and unsettling look at how some at the company envision using that information in the future... The ULTIMATE in data collection is about to happen. Even if you don't like it!

The harrowing, wild and totally unpredictable last 24 hours in the world of Donald Trump.. Is the news even REAL anymore?

The shooter stared.. Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock had raised alarm bells with a Mandalay Bay housekeeper, days before the October 1 shooting where he opened fire on a crowd of festivalgoers. On Wednesday, the Metropolitan Police Department released the housekeeper’s interview and statements from various casino employees, which provide new insight into the man who killed 58 people and injured hundreds...

Deadpool 2 interview: Zazie Beetz on why Domino embraces armpit hair!

Lando Calrissian is pansexual, says Solo co-writer!

CONGO: Ebola spreads again..

The baffling return of Mike Myers..

The new fad: The Prince Harry diet..

Are horror movies getting too watered down?

The big island is getting ready to blow?

This is a matter of complete seriousness.. those in close proximity to Kilauea need to prepare now for whatever event comes next..

Today, explosive eruption at Kilauea's summit sent an ash plume soaring 30,000 feet into the air, and officials warn that ongoing emissions — and future eruptions — could send ash falling over significant portions of the Big Island...

30,000 feet.. 

MORE..

The Hawaii Volcano Observatory said the explosion within Kilauea's Halemaumau crater had produced a volcanic cloud that reached as high as 30,000 feet (9,000 meters) and was drifting downwind to the northeast.

The observatory said residents living along the path of the ash plume should take shelter, and maintained a code red aviation alert signaled on Tuesday, meaning no air traffic was permitted in the area.

"At any time, activity may again become more explosive, increasing the intensity of ash production and producing ballistic projectiles near the vent," it said in a statement.

A DEVELOPING STORY OF EPIC PROPORTION..

The ring of honor gets a crowd

Wrestling fans read with great interest yesterday an article appearing in DeadSpin about Ring of Honor Wresting. Dave Meltzer didn’t think that the company would ever get an event with more than 10,000 people. 

That changes now.. September 1, the Sears Centre in Chicago will have more than 10,000 fans for a pay per view event.

Ring of Honor wrestling now is the first professional wrestling organization besides the WWE to draw this many people since the WCW in 1999–almost twenty years of Vince McMahan total dominance!

Ring of Honor Wrestling boasts Cody Rhodes, the Young Bucks, and Rey Mysterio as its biggest draws.

In March 2017, there were rampant rumors that McMahan was interested in absorbing ROH into the WWE with a takeover. To date no further events have transpired to make that appear to be in the works. Of course with the latest bit of info on popularity the WWE may re-evaluate their next course of action.

Meanwhile McMahan has seemingly been more interested in other sports like the creation (again) of a football league. His wife is busy working for the Trump Administration...

And all of this makes me completely and totally miss those magical Monday nights of the late 90s when WWE had opposition on TNT with WCW.  Flipping back and forth ferociously to see what insults each company was hurling at the other, what stars would end of making appearances... It was a great time to be a fan.

Now... Sinclair owns ROH. Not a company that even or a sultry summer Monday would find me wanting to give ratings.

The defecating woman

A woman defecated inside of a Tim Hortons restaurant in Canada and threw her feces at an employee after she grew irate during an argument.

The woman, who remains unnamed, was arrested Monday by Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Langley, British Columbia, where the fast food restaurant where the incident occurred is located, according to The Province.

According to knowledge now known: The store denied her access to the bathroom. She took matters into her own hands with an act of civil poop-obedience .. And then grabbed the fecal matter and threw it at the store worker. Before leaving, she used store napkins to wipe her backside...

The world now watching one of the most famous bowel movements to ever be caught on camera..

The Yanny Laurel Mandela Effect?

Travel down this road with me briefly. Sure you are tired of this yanny vs laurel debate.. And yes, it has been ‘settled’ as much as internet memes and anger can be. 

A Reddit user RolandCamry posted a short video clip including the audio on the subreddit r/blackmagicfuckery this week. The clip was actually a video of an Instagram poll asking users to vote on which word they heard. 

We all suddenly got sick of hearing and debating after 18 hours straight of worldwide coverage. 

It went mega-viral after popular YouTuber Cloe Feldman tweeted it on Monday — sparking the greatest debate of the past three years, right after The Dress debacle of 2015 and the weird turquoise (OR WHITE) tennis shoe from 2017. 

The newest incarnation had families and friendships divided. Workplaces became cauldrons of debate and anonmosity over what word was being heard.

For me? It was laurel. Most of my co-workers heard yanny. My wife was laurel but my own son was yanny. 

Last night, two friends sent me emergency SOS messages. Their hearing had changed. They heard yanny in the bright morning sun—they scoffed at my opinion of laurel. By nightfall, they were hearing laurel as much as I did.

How many times in the Mandela Effect community has there been debate over song lyrics? WE can dance if you want to , or you? Did you PRETEND or begin to pray in church when you went California Dreamin’? And ...Journey? I didn’t stop believing but not sure if was a small town he or she that took the train.

All of these lyrics and words are subject for the audience’s interpretation and opinion. So often what I hear is not what you hear.. what I see if different from what is in your line of sight. Entire events look alternate. And when worlds collide and memories get fuzzy, our sense of history shifts and turns along the road to the Mandela Effect.

Perhaps those hearing yanny yesterday and suddenly hearing laurel later are simply the newest casualties of this strange phenomenon that science scoffs at and experts laugh about. The mis-memory of our time. The ultimate LIVE ACTION snappable instagrammable and tweetable Mandela Effect in real time: Yanny? Laurel? ....

Minus out all of those theories and scientific revelations as to why we are hearing two distinctly different words.. Trash it.

Instead? ... maybe you’re hearing the word that simply on your personal timeline.

The Green Mile is a long road

A woman purported to be the oldest living person ever at 128 says she hasn't lived a single happy day in her life and her longevity is "a punishment".
The Russian government claims Koku Istambulova is the world's oldest person.

But she has bluntly said her longevity "was God's will" and she "did nothing to make it happen". While some people chalk it up to a healthy or active lifestyle, "tired" Koku said: "I have no idea how I lived until now."

Koko is set to turn 129 in two weeks... and she added: “I have not had a single happy day in my life."

Now that is something surely to look forward to. The Golden Years.... raining down on you.

The day the sun dies

yahoo.com
Scientists work out what will happen when the sun dies

Professor Albert Zijslra says, ‘When a star dies it ejects a mass of gas and dust – known as its envelope – into space.

‘The envelope can be as much as half the star’s mass. This reveals the star’s core, which by this point in the star’s life is running out of fuel, eventually turning off and before finally dying.

‘It is only then the hot core makes the ejected envelope shine brightly for around 10,000 years – a brief period in astronomy. This is what makes the planetary nebula visible.

‘Some are so bright that they can be seen from extremely large distances measuring tens of millions of light years, where the star itself would have been much too faint to see.’

Strange buoy activity off the coast of New Jersey

This is odd.. a buoy off the coast of New Jersey has been sent into event mode (5/16/18)

Don’t let your yanny rest on it’s laurel

THE WORLD IS DEBATING! THE WORLD IS ARGUING! WHAT ARE YOU HEARING!?

This is the new dress of the year!! Laurel vs Yanny. For the record, the hears at Front Page Aliens heard Laurel. Friends who listen hear yanny. Someone who initially heard laurel suddenly changed his pitch and now hears yanny.

This debate is surely set to get really ugly.

The Deacon returns to Coast to Coast AM

It was great to hear the Deacon once against on Coast to Coast AM last night.. Ian Punnett, the weekly fixture in many Coast fans’ lives for years, was afflicted with tinnitus and was forced to leave..
Now it seems he will be occasionally back again.

Last night he brought back his style and bad puns with an array of strangeness about desert cryptids and oddities.

Exactly what late night paranormal/strange radio should be all about.

Looking forward to hearing more from Ian Punnett.

High anxiety in the ring of fire

High anxiety in the ring of fire …

The West Coast is home to an 800-mile (1,300-kilometer) chain of 13 volcanoes , from Washington state’s Mount Baker to California’s Lassen Peak. They include Mount St. Helens, whose spectacular 1980 eruption in the Pacific Northwest killed dozens of people and sent volcanic ash across the country, and massive Mount Rainier, which towers above the Seattle metro area.


And suddbely people along the west coast are worried that some of volcanoes may get active, thanks for the effect from the Hawaiian eruptions..




According to the Associated Press:

Mount Rainier eruptions in the distant past have caused destruction as far west as Puget Sound, some 50 miles (80 kilometers) away.

The volcano hasn’t produced a significant eruption in the past 500 years. But it remains dangerous because of its great height, frequent earthquakes, active hydrothermal system, and 26 glaciers, experts said.

An eruption on Mount Rainier could rapidly melt glaciers, triggering huge mudflows — called lahars — that could reach the densely populated surrounding lowlands, Westby said.

WHEN THE SUN DIES....

Scientists work out what will happen when the sun dies


Professor Albert Zijslra says, ‘When a star dies it ejects a mass of gas and dust – known as its envelope – into space.

‘The envelope can be as much as half the star’s mass. This reveals the star’s core, which by this point in the star’s life is running out of fuel, eventually turning off and before finally dying.

‘It is only then the hot core makes the ejected envelope shine brightly for around 10,000 years – a brief period in astronomy. This is what makes the planetary nebula visible.

‘Some are so bright that they can be seen from extremely large distances measuring tens of millions of light years, where the star itself would have been much too faint to see.’