A reader from Tennessee set me this amazing photo, apparently he wrote Horror Report somewhere in dirt and decided to snap a photo of it. Thanks Tennessee Phil.

Thank you, it is appreciated, and it makes me think of a summer mission: Readers out there, send me 'Horror Report' written in a strange place and your photo may make my website.. Just spell it right.
I will accept nudity as long as it is done tastefully.
If you get a tattoo of my website name I may even consider paying you for the free advertising!