..because if you watched ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD alone, you'd most likely quickly turn it off in revolt..
A large group is a must for a film of this quality and caliber.
Let's start with the 'story line' .. This Japanese *and subtitled* horror comedy is not scary at all.. the 2011 film (released in Japan in 2012) may make you squeamish.. The movie featured a karate expert, Megumi, with four of her friends, go into the woods.. One friend is a nerdy male, another is a voluptuous model who wants to get thin by eating a parasite, another is drug addict driver, and finally, we have the drug addict's airhead girlfriend. The stage is set..
The next thing that happens to our unsuspecting group, is they meat up with zombies covered in fecal matter, along with a doctor who performs horrendous experiments on the zombies with parasites..
The film begins, contains, and ends with some of the best cliches in horror .. and some of the most abundant and pure and simply disgusting flatulence jokes.. As a matter of fact, flatulence itself plays an important role in this film.. it can be used for good, or the power can be harnessed for evil.
But what would you expect from a movie called ZOMBIE ASS:TOILET OF THE DEAD..
A few warnings are in order before you take part in a viewing of this amazing NETFLIX streaming classic..
1) There will be nipples. It seemed to be the gag at one point, to have a nipple constantly on display in the film..
2) There is a somewhat uncomfortable scene of lust.. it's awkward due to the placement. Right after our fun group gets doused by zombies' excrement.. You'll see.
3) Expect a beautiful big busted model to be in a position you've never seen one before: Squatting with gas flowing and a zombie laying in a large cesspool licking.
4) No class. None. This film enjoys mocking every sense of decency that the audience has.. Nothing is off limits, taste has been thrown at the window. And it's amazingly funny..
And finally,
5) The best ending to a film you'll ever see.. Just picture: Nuclear farts that can make you fly and beat the demon parasite that takes over your friend's rear end.. A climax worth a second viewing..
The trick the move may be to not have anything to consume during it.. you don't want to be caught with something in your mouth the first time you see someone's derriere blow its lid.. Along with that, while your youngest of kids may want to see it, it's best they steer clear until their formative years are over. Or until they sneak away to a friendly house with like-minded kith and kin and start their own rite of passage of watching awful movies while laughing in spite of themselves..
On a scale of 1 to 5, I cannot rate ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD without first a caveat: This rating is not because the movie is 'good' in a cinematic sense, but instead because it's incredibly awful in the best way ever..
I give it a 5 out of 5 farts.
Strong, strong farts..
Nuclear.. cutting farts.
Try out ZOMBIE ASS for a few minutes. With a group of people. You'll burst with laughter.. and your stomach be hurt by the end--forcing you to wonder if a parasitic entity will drill its way through your colon and into your reality.
