Welcome to the 2018 Winter Olympics..Dog meat trade being kept under wraps. Nothing to bark at..
The winter flu bug has crept in.. So as norovirus..
Winter village is typically filled with sex and condom wrappers.. this year's filled with the puddle of sickness, as vomiting takes hold of athletes and officials and the military has been called in for backup.
1,200 guards have been withdrawn from the Olympic sites and quarantined in their rooms with organisers forced to call in 900 soldiers as cover.
Along with the speed and health of the sick bug, this too: There were already concerns about the severity of the cold currently freezing Pyeongchang...
Athletes are understandably concerned for their health, with British team bosses advising against attendance if due to compete within 48 hours of the three-hour ceremony.
35,000 spectators attending the ope
ning ceremony at the Pyeongchang Olympic Stadium will be giving a rain coat, a small blanket, a winter cap, heating packs for hands and feet and a heating pad to sit on.
SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.