Who needs Thanksgiving. That's so 20th century. This year, stores were open before Thanksgiving was over.. the gravy was still coagulating when door buster deals went up for grabs. People formed lines for gadgets and gizmos, and most likely left dirty plates and turkey bones in the sink.. This is how you shop in the modern era. There may be a return policy on the item, but will there ever be a return to sanity again? Nah! There's just too much to buy and too little time to labor our mind with such questions..

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