Monday morning hangover... and shower after watching Miley by Miley

MONDAY AUGUST 26 2013--School's back for most.. Have fun with that.

Last night James Vanderbeek tweeted that the Miley Cyrus performance at the MTV VMAs made him feel old.. This is one time I will agree with the Beek from the Creek. I felt my age watching her gyrate and have virtual sexual intercourse with a foam finger and Alan Thicke's son.. Quite the end of the summer for pop culture, wasn't it? Even the Smiths were shocked. But nothing is more shocking than ... the rest of the news..

War imminent within hours? Navy poised to strike Syria within days..

White House official says that chemical attack was Assad..

Russia warns..

Pentagon makes plans..

Competing chemical attack accusations emerge..

War within two weeks?

High alert in California as massive blaze gets worse..

San Fran: State of emergency..

City faces power grid threat..

Yosemite on fire..

The fire is creating its own weather patterns..

Volcanic geyser erupts close to Rome airport..

Shaky ground in Japan.. Fukushima plant in more danger as ground disturbed..

Fukushima prompts government 'emergency measures'

SPAWN will shoot next year--not a superhero movie but instead a horror..

Todd McFarlane discusses..

Review of Bobcat Goldhwait's WILLOW CREEK..

DARPA wants portable brain recorders in every classroom..

Roseanne Barr says MKULTRA rules Hollywood..

Must watch: Is this the future of the United States?

Man arrested for attempting "vaginal exorcism" with his penis..

Wire: Miley Cyrus is the queen of obscene at VMAs..

TODAY'S NEWS UPDATE WAS SPONSORED BY MILEY CYRUS' TONGUE