Horror Report: Because it's a scary world

THURSDAY APRIL 11 2013

I had a surely strange dream last night involving several things. To make a long nightmare short, there were a few things that stuck out.. a long-lost friend of mine was in it. He owed a spa.. and his number was 717-747-and I forget the rest.. He lived in a place called "Normandy, PA." And when I got home from visiting him, my father was driving up the yard in a car he doesn't own anymore, and he fell into a giant sinkhole.. and then I wake up and see a Russian city is being eaten alive by sinkholes. I don't see any truly correlation, but ... it irritates me when I have dreams like this and am left wondering if there is anything to it..

Samara is the Russian city being eaten alive by sinkholes..

Forecasters say intense hurricane season brewing..

Explosive Mt. Etna filled with surprises..

Seismic sensors detect tiny rhythmic wave action on Yellowstone Lake..

Nothing to fear? US races to create bird flu vaccine.. just in case.

H7N9 has Tamiflu resistance..

So far the only action coming from North Korea is words.. now more warlike rhetoric is being unleashed.. But missiles and bombs are not..

While the world burns and North Korea churns, the White House and President Obama threw a soul bash..

From 'curse' to prank: A severed goat's head has been dropped off at Chicago's Wrigley Field..

Secrets revealed: FBI's smartphone surveillance program..

The taxman readeth: The IRS says it can read emails without a warrant! That's right.. the ACLU has obtained internal IRS documents in which they tell themselves they can read pretty much any form of communications whenever they want to..

Alarm: Vanishing frogs in the Caribbean..

Remember the WalMart executive who said sales were a 'total disaster' last month? He's gone..

Teenager commits suicide after a photo of her being gang raped went viral..

RAND PAUL HISTORY LESSON: HOW THE GOP WON, AND THEN LOST, THE AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTE..

Michelle Obama compares herself to murdered Chicago teen..

DC Comics unveils first transgender character..

How did your country's criminals die? A 2012 capital punishment report has been released..

New report: Dark lightning zaps airline passengers with radiation!

Let's be careful with this one, folks.. please? Early dinosaur embryos found in China..

Saturn's rings produce rain

Fish fossil shows why humans have two arms and legs..

Reach for the stars! Stephen Hawking says (and probably rightly so) that humanity will not survive unless it eventually leaves earth..

Women may have shaped men's penises through natural selection..

Burn em! A new study claims that bras make breasts saggier..

Mainstream media *(from CNN!?)* reports on a researcher who says the afterlife is more real than our reality..

Man gets live eel stuck in his rectum..

Times Square foul-mouthed Cookie Monster charged with verbal abuse and assault..

Horror comedy helps Disney star Ashley Tisdale put her image behind her..

The horror of horror movie remakes..

FilmDistrict to co-produce horror THE LAST WORD..

The GREAT GATSBY 88 years later..

Home invasion horror movies: THE PURGE is coming..