"During the shutdown, we made every effort to water accessible plants. And of necessity, the refrigerators were emptied of all perishable foodstuffs last week. The oldest food found? A can of Campbell’s soup dated 1997! So, please remember it is everyone’s responsibility to keep the refrigerators clean"
That’s pretty old soup—and actually may date back to the previous government shutdown.
….so how many federal workers you think were found still asleep at their desks when offices reopened today???
