God bless capitalism.. sure your town is shaking but why not make a buck
Residents of Clintonville, Wisconsin, have been inundated by national and international press for days now.. last week, booms in the night shook houses and caused fear.. town halls featured hundreds of confused residents wondering why their town was shaking.
The USGS said a 1.5 quake did it. Lots of residents didn't and still don’t buy the explanation.. But…. why not make a buck of it anyway!
There is some beauty here.. make some money, keep the story alive, and … here is the best: The shirt rhymes!
God bless America.
Shakin’ and all.